EVERYONE AT THE POOL LOOKED LIKE EWAN MCGREGOR

Ewan Mcgregor was doing freestyle,

Ewan Mcgregor was trying to do freestyle

lifeguard Ewan Mcgregor watched over all the Ewan Mcgregors and I,

while Ewan Mcgregor snuck into the sauna without a wristband

I shared my lane with two Ewan Mcgregors

one had red Speedos and one had teal goggles

we swam up and down the lane: Ewan Mcgregor, Ewan Mcgregor and I

we fell into a rhythm, swimming equal distances apart,

I grew attached to my two Ewan Mcgregors, how could I not

the three of us made a rectangular volume of water our own

Ewan Mcgregor was tired and stopped

I also stopped, how could I not

catching our breath side by side: Ewan Mcgregor, Ewan Mcgregor and I